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ExtremeTerrain is sponsoring our Flag Pole Trail Clean in November! Please check them out and see if

ExtremeTerrain!

They are sponsoring our Flagpole Trail Clean In November! Please check them out by hitting the button below and see how we got involved and while you're there check out if they have any gear you need! Thanks for all of your support!

Check out their initiative program!

Calendar of Events

11/05/2022

2nd annual Flagpole Jeep Trial Clean

All day

Flagpole Jeep Trail

Event Details

11/05/2022

2nd annual Flagpole Jeep Trial Clean

ExtremeTerrain is hosting our trail clean where there will be some wheeling and trail cleaning, ending with a cookout on the mountain top. S...

Event Details

All day

Flagpole Jeep Trail

12/10/2022

Toys for Tots parade and toy drive

4pm

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6pm

Kings Charter

Event Details

12/10/2022

Toys for Tots parade and toy drive

ORM will be parading through the Kings Charter neighborhood collecting toys from it residents to give to the Toys for Tots foundation. So co...

Event Details

4pm

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6pm

Kings Charter

2021

Toys for Tots

In 2019 we did a Toy for Tots fundraiser and collected enough toys to fill a box. In 2020 we doubled our donations! 2021 we did a parade and filled 5 boxes! Stay tuned, and see what we have instore for 2022!

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November 29th, 2020

Check out the article "Easy Off Roading Magazine" did on us!

 Just click the button below!

Easy Off Roading Magazine

Flag Pole Trail Clean November 2020

ORM Trail Cleanup 2021

Here you see the latest event we did, our annual trail cleanup. Many officers and members of Off-Road Militia spent the day at Flagpole cleaning up the trails. ORM wants to remind you to Leave NO Trace when wheeling, camping, or enjoying the outdoors! Help keep this earth clean, it's your home! 

November 2021

Rig Removal from Bald Mtn

In cooperation with the Rangers at the

Forest Service

George Washington & Jefferson National Forests

Glenwood & Pedlar Ranger District we removed an  Cherokee off the Bald Mtn Jeep Trail. Working with the Rangers we were able to do our part to clean the trail and help preserve the trail system for others to enjoy. 

2020 Bald Mtn Rig Removal

North River Rangers

  

We have some good news. ORM in conjunction with VA4WDA is working with the Dept. of Forestry’s North River Rangers to keep the Flag Pole trail system accessible and well maintained for all to enjoy. We will expand on the plans as time goes so please stay tuned and hope to see ya'll on the trail soon!

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We are Jeep and other 4x4 enthusiasts who seek overland trailing. camping, community events, sharing off-road experiences and adventure. Bigger things are coming... Stay tuned! Our motto is simple "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time!"  

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Butch Mahoney

Commander-n-Chief... of what, I'm really not sure...

Jennifer Hudson

The one who really knows what's going on and how things get done

Catfish

Trail Boss

Matt Ellen

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Jess Soffee

Wilderess Aficionado 

Jennifer Perry

Off-Road Recruiting Queen

Mike Poynter

Harrisonburg Battalion Commander

David Pahl

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Vincent Hudson

Sargent of Questionable Decision Making

Dan and Tiffany Coutinho

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    NEWS AND INFORMATION

    Prepare before you GO!

      

    Overland Gear Options for a day trip: 

    Although you can’t have a list that covers every aspect of every situation, here are some general ideas you can use to expand and/or refine for your personal needs. I have listed them in “somewhat” of a priority, however your personal needs may vary:

    1. Water and food
    2. note with emergency contact and required meds in glove box
    3. Extra footwear in case you sink your feet into a mud hole
    4. Outer wear and a blanket in the colder months
    5. Hats, sunglasses, sunscreen and other garments to protect against the sun
    6. Full tank of gas 
    7. CB Radio, cellular phone and charger
    8. Fire extinguisher
    9. Map, GPS unit, compass
    10. First Aid Kit, Including bug prevention and medication for bites
    11. Toilet paper, wipes, paper towels, trash bags. 
    12. Full size spare tire and a jack
    13. Tool set and gloves, tie wire, electrical tape and duct tape
    14. Tire pressure gauge, air compressor, tire sealant, and puncture repair kit
    15. Tow strap and if you have a winch, carry a tree strap, clevis, and snatch block
    16. Jumper cables, radiator stop leak, extra fan belts, oil and fuses
    17. Flashlight (check it before leaving home), flares, signal mirror, whistle
    18. Knife, watch, shovel, axe, tarp 
    19. Table and chairs
    20. Hoses, clamps, nuts, bolts, and washers

    This is a pretty extensive list for a “day trip” so you should judge your individual needs and the type of trailing you will be doing, personal space, cargo space, weight etc.


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